Helping people with their writing is the perfect confluence of everything I love most: words, nuance, paying close attention. I’ve been helping unwittingly since elementary school, when peers first identified my knack for grammar, syntax and punctuation. Things are much more forthright with The Varsity Pen. All services are available on your own timetable—as frequent or infrequent, short-term or long-term as you seek. I’m here to help you grow—whether it’s by way of your college admission essay, your academic paper or your manuscript of short stories.
Each word must be chosen with precise purpose. This is never truer than with pieces of institutionally limited length. The writer Lorrie Moore wrote, not with an eye toward admission essays, but nonetheless fittingly:
“A line is like a lifeboat—only a limited number of words get to go in it and you have to decide which word-lives are most valuable—the others die.” *
I’m here to help you make the choice of whom to let drown. And if you’ve got no word-lives from which to choose, I’ll help you fill the boat.
Your grades and test scores may be great—but if you’re accomplished enough to have earned them, you don’t need me to tell you they won't always grant you admission to the most selective colleges. In these competitive times, you’re not the only applicant with a leadership role or a coveted internship. The rest of your application demonstrates what you've DONE; the admission essay is your chance to convey who you ARE. There are only two tools in your arsenal that none of your peers can duplicate: your IDEAS and your WORDS. The essay is your chance to mold them into something the admissions committee hasn’t seen before.
Feeling defeated over your child’s school admission essay? Why not consult one of NYC’s most undervalued resources—the nanny? Specifically, the nanny with a Master’s in Nonfiction Writing from Columbia University. My experience as such entails sustained, cross-sectional exposure to scores of young families. I know the incomparable market of NYC schooling—from toddler classes through high school, public and private. I’m passionate about helping NYC parents navigate that shadowy stressor that links them together while simultaneously pitting them against one another: the school application essay.
My goal is to guide you in creating an essay you’ll treasure—not only because it'll (hopefully) help get your child into Shmalton or the 922nd Street XYZ, but because it captures what you love about your child. When you succeed at translating your child’s specifics onto the page, s/he’s no longer a candidate; s/he’s a character. Characters make for interesting reads; candidates don't.
Why is it so difficult to find words that do justice to a real-life character? In the words of one of my most gifted college writing professors, “Only ideas are perfect. Language is the imperfect medium of thought.” * Thus I’m here to assist with the leap from those perfect ideas about your child to the language that best embodies them. Or, if you’ve already got a draft, from adequate language into language that renders your child 3-D.
These years are challenging enough without having to compete for admission to school. Competitive school admission being the NYC reality, however, there's a benefit to having an impartial party—rather than a parent—collaborate with the student who is writing the application essay. Nothing rocks family relations more easily than a well-intentioned parent's critique of a stressed student's work.
I'll take the heat for you—I have nothing to lose. I strike a delicate balance between being rigorous and relatable—gaining the tween or teen's trust and setting the expectation for nothing short of his/her best work. Whether your child is struggling to summon necessary motivation or is ambitious in the admission process, The Varsity Pen will improve his/her chances of attending the school you've selected.
You’ve got all the qualifications for this scholarship. You completed the forms and short-answer questions weeks ago. The thought of the essay, however, leads you to reconsider whether you actually have a shot at beating out the competition. I could remind you that "You have to be in it to win it," but that's insufficient motivation for most people when faced with a blank page. Sometimes all that stands between a strong applicant and a strong application is a partner like The Varsity Pen—one that's removed from the stakes, serves as an editorial sounding board, and is experienced in a range of writing styles.
Elementary grades through graduate school, I’ve got you covered. I’m experienced in working with people of all ages on writing assignments across all subject matter. From thesis development and large-scale organization, to grammar and syntax, I address writing concerns at every level. Come to me with just your assignment sheet and angst…or submit your draft in advance of our session so we can hit the ground running.
The Varsity Pen is founded upon the belief that clear, compelling writing—and its accompanying critical thinking—are skills that anyone can master. If you haven't mastered such skills, you are not (as I've too often heard) 'a bad writer'—you simply haven't yet learned the fundamentals of writing. Take the example of a challenging board game: it's unlikely you'll win if you don't understand the rules. Likewise, it's impossible to write well if you don't have a solid grasp of writing's basic principles. Rather than just 'correcting' a tutoring client's writing, I focus on the foundation to determine where gaps in knowledge lie.
Through tutoring, I sharpen my clients' skills by drawing lessons from their writing samples. By doing mock assignments and assessing the client's thought process while writing, I locate and then prioritize specific deficits that can be resolved by a customized tutoring plan. These include an essay's structure, thesis, evidence, syntax, grammar and punctuation. Of equal importance, I pride myself on making lessons engaging and relevant to daily life.
It’s your 200-page thesis; coffee no longer keeps you awake. Your research is sound and you’re not about to re-work the whole premise, but that doesn’t mean you stand by every sentence. If you WANT, however, to be able to stand by every sentence—and every word, and every punctuation choice—get your thesis to The Varsity Pen!
Many of us were taught grammar, but never actually learned it. Others were never taught grammar, but are expected to intuit it. Both of these groups are in luck, because The Varsity Pen is nothing short of obsessed with teaching grammar in ways that are relevant and fresh.
Your endeavor needs clear, compelling copy that sets it apart from others. Some of the best ideas languish because of uninspired copy that fails to command attention. Anyone who's ever watched an infomercial knows that an idea doesn't have to be brilliant to succeed; it only needs careful presentation. Give your project the chance it deserves.